UUURRRPP! (Excuse me!)

As you read the alien, mind-twisting words they vanish from the page. You feel a curious pressure inside your gut, and suddenly you burp. Not a soft, ladylike little burp -- a real wall-shaker.

The dragon wakes up. He gives you a funny look, and suddenly burps too.

Unfortunately dragons burp flame. He'd ask your pardon for his rudeness, but you're in no condition to answer...besides, it was your spell. RIP.

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Copyright 1995 by Peter Maranci. Revised October 12, 2000.