It's dark in here, but you can make out a faint light up ahead. As you creep around a corner, a splendid sight greets your eyes: a huge pile of treasure! Gold, silver, and gems galore twinkle for your delight. Twinkle in the light of...the very large dragon that lies sleeping on top of the pile.
What do you want to do? You can try to sneak up to the treasure, grab some and run away, issue an honorable challenge to single combat, cast one of your spells (Burp, The Miraculous Transmogrification, or Time Warp), or Quit and go home.